I'm assuming I've watched way to many movies and read a lot of books to create these illusions in my mind, but what IF there were to be someone there! We've all done this at one point in our lives. Maybe as kids, teens, ADULTS! We're already doomed the moment we turn on that light. They're already prepared to pounce. Once our hands touches that curtain it's all over for us. It's the fear of the unknown, the dark side, the shower curtain! And due to a recent study I've done, I am not alone.
So what do we really expect to find behind the curtain?
A MAN: Majority of the people I've asked regarding this topic feel as though a man is waiting to attack them. I'm assuming the man slipped in through a window, front door, through the walls and is waiting to get you in the middle of the night while you are vulnerable on the toilet. Nothing screams vulnerability like having your pants down and submitting yourself to your body.A DEAD BODY: Well, if you are checking to find a dead body then you might want to reevaluate your life.
THE MAN/ WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS: Don't we all wish to find this behind our shower curtain! Our naked dream guy/girl showering in our shower waiting for us to take a peek and possibly join.
NOTHING: Some of us already 'know' there is nothing behind our shower curtain but we check because we're just paranoid. We open it slowly 'just in case' to see an empty tub and at that moment we are free to use the bathroom peacefully.
Here are a couple of tips on how to protect yourself from the late night creeper.
TOILET PAPER STAND: (this is a lethal weapon) The first thing to grab is the toilet paper stand! And if you don't have one I suggest you go get one. Once you see that shadowy figure ready to attack, you grab a hold of the stand and wack it around as hard as you can. There is no getting away for them.SHAMPOO: Keep a bottle of shampoo right by your bathroom door. When the creep opens the curtain you squirt the bottle in his eyes. This will give you an opportunity to run!
TOILET PAPER: TEE-PEE THAT MOTHERF#@$ER!
INDIRECT THREATS: While walking to the bathroom say, "This knife is really sharp," "I love this new baseball bat that I carry around with me EVERYWHERE in case there is someone in the house!" "This rifle is feeling rather lonely & UNUSED!"
SEEK HELP: Maybe it's all in our heads, the paranoia! Try talking to someone to find a way of getting over the fear.
Let it be known, we've thrown ourselves in danger many times risking opening that shower curtain. We are reckless!
All in all, your best bet is to keep the curtain open!
{'Knife' image by Adam Bowie}
{David Beckham image by METRO}
{Toilet Paper Stand image by Linens-N-Things}
Andrea, don't know if you've seen the original Psycho by Hitchcock. I have to admit that more than once I've had some fearful thoughts while taking a shower.
ReplyDeleteOh, that thought is always at the back of my mind when I'm in the shower mate. Any form of noise that is unfamiliar to my pricked up ears, I've perfected a high jump out of that shower that can turn into a home-made karate kick in under a second. I'm always prepared. There are some strange folk lurking on this earth.
ReplyDeleteNow, I'll pretend I didn't see your tips just in case they say it was premeditated murder, ha ha ha. But, I'm due for a change of toilet holder anyway :)
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